Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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