quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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