Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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