I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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