Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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