Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
