Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
In America we eat man semen.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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