Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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