She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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