Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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