is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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