think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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