whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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