is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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