I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
where are you?
Hypothermia
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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