she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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