if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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