Do vagina's smell?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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