i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Found the puke drawer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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