i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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