How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i think i just lost a toe
Randomize
