The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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