this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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