I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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