I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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