She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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