Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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