Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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