I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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