Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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