I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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