Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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