Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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