I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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