I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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