I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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