I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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