If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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