Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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