Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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