yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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