Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Barsexuality is the new black.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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