The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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