i jhust puked up my retainher.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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