is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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