I want to stick my p in your. b.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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