***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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