wanna go halves on a baby?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
why is half of my head shaved?
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