Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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