It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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