On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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