I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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