I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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