Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sext me about skeletons
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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