is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my being single is dangerous.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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