If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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